is it 1994 again, and somehow I didn’t notice?

Surprised at the lineup of albums for the next five months.

I was looking through a list of upcoming albums that are on the schedule for release, and felt like I’d suddenly been rocketed back to 1994. On the list, are such bands as:

1. Backstreet Boys - July 30
2. Superchunk - August 20
3. Nine Inch Nails - September 3
4. Gloria Estefan - September 10
5. Sheryl Crow - September 10
6. Sebadoh - September 17 (?!?! Seriously? When did this happen? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?)
7. Toad the Wet Sprocket - September 17
8. Mazzy Star- September 24
9. Pink Martini - September 24
10. Sting - September 24
11. Moby - October 1
12. Pearl Jam - October 15

Yeah. Hi, senior year of high school. Where have you been?

Also, for pure entertainment’s sake, Yoko Ono is releasing an album on September 17 titled Take Me To the Land of Hell. 

You already have, Yoko. You already have…